Smagnome

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Smagnome, also known as "Spungman," is a bloobear who originates from Canada. Although he is of a completely different and alien species, (Spungorian) Smagnome possesses the mannerisms and appearance of a standard ted. He is adept in the practice of Spungpiping, and enjoys a variety of music, including Baroque opera. Smagnome takes after the Castrati, the castrated prima donnas of the latter genre, and so much so that he opted to become castrated himself in 2019. As such, he is unable to produce offspring -- though this matters naught, as Spungorians are spawned from Spunging Pits.

Legal Issues
In 2015, Smagnome was sentenced to eight months' probation and fined 100 Tederation Dollars for assaulting Lofidelitus Obscuricus Redbear outside a tavern in Bjornsborg, after the latter muttered racist obscenities towards him in reference to his bloo fur.

Personal Life
Although Houbears are looked upon with pity by most teds, due to their fragile and frail nature, Smagnome is known to express his desire to be considered one amongst their species. He has gone as far as learning their customs and traditions, and often bellows out their distinct hou-howl. However, he never dons a prosthetic Hourn atop his forehead, as he believes he is not worthy of carrying the Houbears' distinctive ivory. During the period in which Houbears went extinct in 2017, Smagnome made home cassette recordings of himself covering famous songs written by Houbear musicians and composers -- notably those of the Hou Blues genre popular during the 1950s. All revenue, which amounted to roughly 160 Tederation Dollars, were donated towards the efforts in genetically modifying and resurrecting the Hous.

Quotes
"Do you think Jesus' nipples were hard when he was on the cross?"

"What if you roll off the bed and spike the cactus up your ass?"

"Iraq vibes."

"Hey Michael, are you ready to drink some Jenkem?"

"Dude I hope the conflict in the Middle East never ends, it's like a never ending Charlie Chaplin movie."

"Charles Darwin foot fetish art."

"Y'know like 'boiling the frog' right, cause if you throw a frog in cold water and slowly turn up the heat the frog will just die. If you just dump it in there, the frog would be like 'OOOOOOOOOOO' Shit and smegma, I eat shit and smegma."